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Thanks, tudorpot , for the Sugary Bunny! *nibbles at bunny's ears*

dickgloucester gave me these three for the Marry, Shag, Cliff meme, and I have to say it isn't easy:
Horace Slughorn, Hagrid, Arthur Weasley (Honestly, Dickie!!)

Horace Slughorn: Shag, I think. Because he's an excellent potions brewer, and I'd shag him only on condition that he brew polyjuice and turn himself into somebody else, who'd be more shaggeable. Plus, he ought to concoct something for

Arthur Weasley, whom I'd marry, and who'd have to take this potion that would turn his hair (*all* of it) a more becoming shade of, let's say, light brown. Permanently.

Hagrid goes of the cliff, I'm afraid. Sorry Hagrid, but even if there was a sufficient amount of Epilation Draught, your personal grooming habits would still be a little too doubtful for my taste, and the lack of sparkling conversation is a real turn-off.