what if you have absolutely nothing to say? Memes, of course!

How will Lucius Malfoy seduce you? by anathdemalfoy
Name
House
His actions	He has sex with you in front of Voldemort
Outcome	He divorces Narcissa and marries you
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How will Lucius Malfoy seduce you? by anathdemalfoy
Name
House
His actions	He kisses you in Knockturn Alley
Outcome	Mpreg
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Well... that's what I call a tough choice. Sex in front of Voldemort... Then again, if he can do it, so can I, probably...

And I don't even want to know what my pondering this problem for more than a nanosecond says about my state of mind.

ETA: I knew there was a way...

How will Lucius Malfoy seduce you? by anathdemalfoy
Name
House
His actions	He sends you "secret admirer" notes by owl
Outcome	Dumbledore wants pictures
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...a way of cluttering my friends page, of course ;P

Another meme and a confession

Which HP Bunny Will Bite You Next? by mctabby
Name
Favorite Vegetable
you will write	Snape
paired with	Mary Sue
your fic will involve	a leash
and end in	bad poetry
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Yes, mctabby, I'll write that. First thing tomorrow morning :)

Ah, and the confession: I just watched the whole Armageddon-sentimental-Hollywood-diarrhoea-shit, merely because of Jason Isaacs. Waaaaah! I feel contaminated.