The orgy was just a sneezing orgy, as Jnine and I made grilled chicken breast à la Janine, which involves sprinkling the meat with chilli powder and hot curry and... Wll, she does it with a small sieve. We sneezed. A lot.
Now the fic recs:
1)
The Ties That lead to trust, one of the best responses to the Marriage Law challenge I've read so far. With a less-than-perfect first time. Something that never fails to convince me.
2) Hayseed has written
What does Quidditch have to do with it, a sequel to 'Just lie back and think of Switzerland'. It's humorous and lovely. Go read.