Meme...

... nice one, stolen from dickgloucester :


If I were a month, I'd be... October
If I were a day of the week, I'd be... Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be... 7 am
If I were a planet, I'd be... Earth
If I were a sea animal I'd be... a seal
If I were a direction, I'd be... East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be... a coffee table
If I were a language, I'd be... Italian
If I were a number, I'd be... 4
If I were a liquid, I'd be... Laphroaig
If I were a gemstone, I'd be... moonstone
If I were a tree, I'd be... birch
If I were a tool, I'd be... a screwdriver
If I were a flower, I'd be... a rose
If I were a kind of weather... just after a heavy summer rain
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be... a violin 
If I were a colour, I'd be... burgundy
If I were an emotion, I'd be... love
If I were a fruit, I'd be... a peach
If I were a sound, I'd be... a brook splashing against the grass
If I were an element, I'd be... copper
If I were a car, I'd be... a Porsche Chayenne
If I were a food, I'd be... Spaghetti aglio, oglio e pepperoncini
If I were a place, I'd be... Venice
If I were a material, I'd be... silk
If I were a taste, I'd be... truffle
If I were a scent, I'd be... roses
If I were an animal, I'd be... a cat
If I were an object, I'd be... a fountain pen
If I were a body part, I'd be... an ear
If I were a facial expression... tongue in cheek
If I were a song, I'd be... no.4 of Richard Strauss's 4 Last Songs
If I were a pair of shoes.... black suede boots
If I were a website, I'd be... wikipedia
If I were a TV show, I'd be... House
If I were an author, I'd be... Terry Pratchett
If I were a painting, I'd be... Judith, by Gustav Klimt