Cringe-cringety-cringe, with a side dish of puppy eyes

I've finally caught up with the exchange, but -- here comes the cringe-y bit -- haven't yet left reviews. So I'll endeavour to do that asap, because having a wonderful time reading and then not leaving reviews is bad, and it makes me feel like a shitty person.

Boss and I will play tennis on Sunday. I'm really looking forward to it -- god knows how long I've been nagging him.

Also boss-related, the conversation we had five minutes ago.
Background information: Austrian doctor has been sentenced to death in Dubai (due to some medical error he committed, so a patient died), was allowed to travel to Austria to see his (estranged) wife, and will be returning to Dubai these days.
And yes, I know it's not funny.
Me: How do they execute people in Dubai, do you have any idea?
Boss: Erm, not really.
Me: Hanging? Poisoning? Maybe beheading?
Boss: They probably shoot them.
Me: Nah, that's a military-style execution, they don't do that for everyday capital punishment. Stoning, maybe?
Boss, starting to giggle: Beating them with a big, dead fish?
Me: *gigglesnort*
Boss: Maybe they blow them up?
Both: *laugh insanely*

I'm going to miss him so much. Bwaaaaah!